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Never Stop Dreaming
ive said it before and ill say it again

farmsuggestion:

yehaw

ladysaviours:

the thing about “well-behaved women rarely make history" is that the author, Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, didn’t write it about women who would be considered “badly-behaved;“ she wrote it in a book about a midwife, about women who had been largely ignored and erased from history because as a result of their “good behaviour.” So it’s not a “BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL" kind of quote; it’s a reminder to respect and pay attention to the women who go about quietly living their lives.

definitelynotclayface:

a-timeless-classic:

slavery:

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

I had an uncle named Wolfgang but he’s a goat does that count

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kyleraynxr:

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

dankmemeuniversity:

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iamoutofideas:

swarnpert:

iamoutofideas:

DIY shingles

like the disease or the roof tiles

whatever

etirabys:

argumate:

etirabys:

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

jxhn-mulaney:

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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lizawithazed:

cozcat:

cedric:

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okay I wasn’t going to reblog, but then: Cedric.

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

hobrien:

i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.

emblian:

finncessmana:

e-mord-nilap:

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

only good tik tok video

Man, filming: We only have one sausage left, so we’re giving it to our beloved Neza. Here, Neza.

[Neza the dog takes it and runs off]

Man, as he and the woman pull out food: Hurry, hurry! It smells so good.

[camera pans over to the dog who’s watching from the doorway. Beat. Music plays.]

controlledeuphoria:

fastbreakthrees:

im mad these are all bangers

Why do they talk like that I hate it

apostaterevolutionary:

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again